How to Ask a Girl Out

Boys, to all of your gender this is a informational article to enlighten you. How to ask a girl out. Asking a lady to be your girlfriend can be like defusing a bomb. Before you begin make sure that you actually like the dame and your not just tired of being single or trying to make someone else jealous. I promise  you it will not end well and there is a possibility of you being blackballed.

If you are legitimately in to a girl and want her to be yours fallow these steps.

1  .Do it in person. It makes you seem brave. No girl appreciates a text message. Be cute and do it in person. If you are physically incapable of asking her out in person due to distance ask her via video chat. It will be nice for her to see your lovely  face.

2.  Get her alone. You don't want to draw a crowd because it makes he feel cornered.

3. Look her in her eyes and ask her to be your girlfriend because that clears up your intentions and you can avoid the whole "Well, we have been on 3 dates and I like you so are we official?" conversation. 

Then enjoy being in a relationship.

Another path you could take is the road less traveled.

1. Repeat all steps listed above but subtract the "will you be my girlfriend" part.

2. Instead go for the few dates option. Go out a few times, maybe to a movie, or roller skating or the zoo.

3. When you are sure you want her to be your girlfriend that's when you plan your big romantic move. Purchase one of those 99 cent plastic cheesy rings from a dispenser at the exit doors of a grocery store.

3. Give her the ring and ask her to go steady with you. It's a total Grease move and you will appear as a stud and romantic.

All this information has come from a girl, just to clarify so you have come straight to the source. Enjoy your youth and love my darlings. Leave in the comments how you were asked out your first time.

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Allons-y  My Darlings

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