Here, In this text, I have complied some of my favorite April's Fool Prank. Some are childish and harmless and some are only an evil mastermind would commit. I hope all young and old will partake on this fabulous "holiday". I don't know if April Fools is an actual holiday, but I'm like Hallmark; always looking for an excuse to make a card.
*Pranks are not ranked in order*
Text a friend and tell them you are moving
Dip onions in Carmel and tell people they are Candy apples
Dip a raw (or hard boiled ) egg in chocolate the wrap it in an old cans wrapper and had it out
Place a bucket of water on the top of a slightly ajar door and soak someone
Call your boyfriend and tell him your pregnant
Write a note apologizing for denting a car and place it on the car and watch as the owner circles the car looking for a dent
Wrap a door with clear plastic wrap and watch people walk in to your trap
Put Kolaid in the nozzle of someone's shower and dye them
Fill someone's bra with pudding and freeze it
Use invisible ink and draw all over someone's face
I think I have given all of you some bad ideas for this perfect day and go crazy. Just do one thing; don't get caught. That is my only advice o all you prank stars out In the world. Again I am unable to link my tumblr at the end of this post as usual so my apologies; check out a previous story of mine and it should be linked at the bottom. Again I apologize for the inconvenience.
Happy April Fools Day my Darlings
-Cl4ir3-B34r
Monday, March 25, 2013
Saturday, March 23, 2013
Problem With Horror Movies
The movies that burn more calories then any other genre. Some are honest to god piss your pants terrifying. Then you have the suspenseful " horror" movies like the paranormal activities series. There is a difference between suspense and horror.
There are four types if horror movies. There's the SYFY/ rabid animal movies. This includes The Thing, Apollo 18, Alien vs. Predator, Tremors, and more. This genre is actually pretty good. There are some great horror movies in this category. The problem here is the writers can go a little overboard and make the movies cheese and overly dramatic.
The mental person movies are the most realistic out of all of the horror movies because the scary part is the fact another human is insane and trying to kill other people, mostly party going teenagers. Jason, Hannibal Lecter and many others are the basis or this genre. The crazy axe wilding serial killers make this a quality horror movies that genially terrify their viewers.
Exorcist, Woman in Black, Poltergeist, Paranormal Activities and many more titles fall into my least favorite category of supernatural. Personally I do not do ghosts. There are some serious scary movies that will scar a person for life. Then there are the Paranormal Activities movies where a spirit just knocks down shit. There are some good and there are some bad and there are some cheesy and
there are some brilliant supernatural movies
Lastly, my personal favorite, zombie/disease horror movies. There is a certain suspense that is unique to this category. A suspense that makes Zombie Land and many other titles such a scary night mare. The problem with these movies is the graphic and gory gross stuff. Don't get me wrong I am not a squeamish individual but some directors can go a bit overboard. Sometimes it's perfect, others there not enough, and sometimes it's just way to over the top.
This concludes my reviews, option, and problem with the basic horror movie categories. If there were any I failed to mention leave it in the comments. Don't forget about my Tumblr (I can not put a link my laptops broken so in writing this via cellular phone; look at any of my other posts and the link will be at the bottom. I apologize for the inconvenience but I promise it will be worth it.)
Allons-y my Darlings
-Cl4ir3-b34r
There are four types if horror movies. There's the SYFY/ rabid animal movies. This includes The Thing, Apollo 18, Alien vs. Predator, Tremors, and more. This genre is actually pretty good. There are some great horror movies in this category. The problem here is the writers can go a little overboard and make the movies cheese and overly dramatic.
The mental person movies are the most realistic out of all of the horror movies because the scary part is the fact another human is insane and trying to kill other people, mostly party going teenagers. Jason, Hannibal Lecter and many others are the basis or this genre. The crazy axe wilding serial killers make this a quality horror movies that genially terrify their viewers.
Exorcist, Woman in Black, Poltergeist, Paranormal Activities and many more titles fall into my least favorite category of supernatural. Personally I do not do ghosts. There are some serious scary movies that will scar a person for life. Then there are the Paranormal Activities movies where a spirit just knocks down shit. There are some good and there are some bad and there are some cheesy and
there are some brilliant supernatural movies
Lastly, my personal favorite, zombie/disease horror movies. There is a certain suspense that is unique to this category. A suspense that makes Zombie Land and many other titles such a scary night mare. The problem with these movies is the graphic and gory gross stuff. Don't get me wrong I am not a squeamish individual but some directors can go a bit overboard. Sometimes it's perfect, others there not enough, and sometimes it's just way to over the top.
This concludes my reviews, option, and problem with the basic horror movie categories. If there were any I failed to mention leave it in the comments. Don't forget about my Tumblr (I can not put a link my laptops broken so in writing this via cellular phone; look at any of my other posts and the link will be at the bottom. I apologize for the inconvenience but I promise it will be worth it.)
Allons-y my Darlings
-Cl4ir3-b34r
Sunday, March 17, 2013
Spring
Please, before reading this, excuse my seasonal rant about certain seasons.
Spring is such a pointless, bothersome, time consuming season. Who want to walk around in the cold and the rain? I am aware of the fact that spring is a transition season but it is honestly completely idiotic. The air is cold and humid. Fog consumes every gap and crevice. That makes it seriously hazardous to drivers. I have been in the car with my mother on a foggy day, it is not a pleasant situation. Then the rain. It downpours and drenches everything to the atom. It soaks your clothes, smears your makeup, frizzes your hair, and ruins your shoes. Then to make the whole picture worse, there that continuous, never stopping drizzle. The whole setting of spring is dreary and gloomy and grey. I'm not talking about 50 Shades of Gray;I'm talking about one shade, cloud shade. Black and white dose flatter some peoples completion; myself being one of those people, but after seeing gray for months on end you get sad. I think spring should be one to two days. There is the maximum downpour, all snow melts and little green spouts will pop up. Sadly mother nature does not agree with me on this subject as well as many others.
I hope you all see the bright side during this dreary sad season. Summer hurry up!
fallow my other blog HERE! (I follow back)
Allons-y My Darlings
-Cl4ir3-B34r
Spring is such a pointless, bothersome, time consuming season. Who want to walk around in the cold and the rain? I am aware of the fact that spring is a transition season but it is honestly completely idiotic. The air is cold and humid. Fog consumes every gap and crevice. That makes it seriously hazardous to drivers. I have been in the car with my mother on a foggy day, it is not a pleasant situation. Then the rain. It downpours and drenches everything to the atom. It soaks your clothes, smears your makeup, frizzes your hair, and ruins your shoes. Then to make the whole picture worse, there that continuous, never stopping drizzle. The whole setting of spring is dreary and gloomy and grey. I'm not talking about 50 Shades of Gray;I'm talking about one shade, cloud shade. Black and white dose flatter some peoples completion; myself being one of those people, but after seeing gray for months on end you get sad. I think spring should be one to two days. There is the maximum downpour, all snow melts and little green spouts will pop up. Sadly mother nature does not agree with me on this subject as well as many others.
I hope you all see the bright side during this dreary sad season. Summer hurry up!
fallow my other blog HERE! (I follow back)
Allons-y My Darlings
-Cl4ir3-B34r
Thursday, March 14, 2013
Happy Pi Day
Happy 3.1415926535897932304826433823795028841971 day my lovelies. Hope you'll be stuffing your face; I know I will !
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Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Secret Society
When you are on Tumblr or observe famous stars they are all unnaturally beautiful. Sometimes these people are to stunning for words. After looking at all of these legitimately perfect people I have concluded that there is a secret society of perfect people. I would bet something of value to me that all the perfect people gather every now and then. I don't know what they do or talk about but I am certain this secret society of perfect people exists.
Check out my other blog HERE
Allons-y My Darlings
-Cl4ir3-b34r
Check out my other blog HERE
Allons-y My Darlings
-Cl4ir3-b34r
Monday, March 4, 2013
How to Ask a Girl Out
Boys, to all of your gender this is a informational article to enlighten you. How to ask a girl out. Asking a lady to be your girlfriend can be like defusing a bomb. Before you begin make sure that you actually like the dame and your not just tired of being single or trying to make someone else jealous. I promise you it will not end well and there is a possibility of you being blackballed.
If you are legitimately in to a girl and want her to be yours fallow these steps.
1 .Do it in person. It makes you seem brave. No girl appreciates a text message. Be cute and do it in person. If you are physically incapable of asking her out in person due to distance ask her via video chat. It will be nice for her to see your lovely face.
2. Get her alone. You don't want to draw a crowd because it makes he feel cornered.
3. Look her in her eyes and ask her to be your girlfriend because that clears up your intentions and you can avoid the whole "Well, we have been on 3 dates and I like you so are we official?" conversation.
Then enjoy being in a relationship.
Another path you could take is the road less traveled.
1. Repeat all steps listed above but subtract the "will you be my girlfriend" part.
2. Instead go for the few dates option. Go out a few times, maybe to a movie, or roller skating or the zoo.
3. When you are sure you want her to be your girlfriend that's when you plan your big romantic move. Purchase one of those 99 cent plastic cheesy rings from a dispenser at the exit doors of a grocery store.
3. Give her the ring and ask her to go steady with you. It's a total Grease move and you will appear as a stud and romantic.
All this information has come from a girl, just to clarify so you have come straight to the source. Enjoy your youth and love my darlings. Leave in the comments how you were asked out your first time.
Check out my Tumblr Calm Your Tits
Allons-y My Darlings
-Cl4ir3-b34r
If you are legitimately in to a girl and want her to be yours fallow these steps.
1 .Do it in person. It makes you seem brave. No girl appreciates a text message. Be cute and do it in person. If you are physically incapable of asking her out in person due to distance ask her via video chat. It will be nice for her to see your lovely face.
2. Get her alone. You don't want to draw a crowd because it makes he feel cornered.
3. Look her in her eyes and ask her to be your girlfriend because that clears up your intentions and you can avoid the whole "Well, we have been on 3 dates and I like you so are we official?" conversation.
Then enjoy being in a relationship.
Another path you could take is the road less traveled.
1. Repeat all steps listed above but subtract the "will you be my girlfriend" part.
2. Instead go for the few dates option. Go out a few times, maybe to a movie, or roller skating or the zoo.
3. When you are sure you want her to be your girlfriend that's when you plan your big romantic move. Purchase one of those 99 cent plastic cheesy rings from a dispenser at the exit doors of a grocery store.
3. Give her the ring and ask her to go steady with you. It's a total Grease move and you will appear as a stud and romantic.
All this information has come from a girl, just to clarify so you have come straight to the source. Enjoy your youth and love my darlings. Leave in the comments how you were asked out your first time.
Check out my Tumblr Calm Your Tits
Allons-y My Darlings
-Cl4ir3-b34r
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