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Tuesday, February 26, 2013

SuperWhoLock

Super-Who-Lock
idea
An idea of mashing Supernatural, Doctor Who and Sherlock together for a special

SuperWhoLock is an idea that has been conjured up among the fandoms within tumblr. I really hate to rain on their parade but the idea and plot line among these shows has some holes within the theory.

1. Moffet would never let it happen. He has his syfy writing  and his real life writing. Stephen Moffet has scripted theses shows in a way that it would be illogical to combined them.Sherlock is base on facts, the real life. Sherlock Holmes  takes everything that to us is ordinary and he he finds the fine details and pieces everything together like a puzzle. Doctor Who, in the end is pieced together in a similar way. This is because the same person is writing these two separate stories. But Doctor Who is out of this world.  Literally, the Doctors swaggers around in his TARDIS fighting aliens with is hot companions and his sonic screwdriver. For the Doctor to appear in Sherlock it would completely defy what Sherlock dose. Sherlock take the craziest things and makes then understandable. Not with voids or a cloaked aliens, but with simple everyday, ordinary things. With the Doctor everything is out of the ordinary and has extraterrestrial explanations for everything. That is what makes Doctor Who and Sherlock  fantastic shows. Sherlock takes immeslsy complictated situationa and makes sense of it. Doctor Who harnesses the element of  wibbley, wobbly time travel to make everything make scene. Each Show is perfect in its own way. Don't go about messing around with it.

2. I don't watch Supernatural. I am honest to God scared to death by ghosts and demons and well, supernatural stuff.  From my dashbord, I can conclude Supernatural is about two brothers who hunt supernatural beings and destroy them. Dean likes pie, Cas is an angle that helps them --- Cas and Dean are secretly in love with each other----  and Sam is the younger brother and his  girlfriend was murdered by the same demon who killed the Winchester's mother. Again, that would not work into Sherlock. That would go against the entire plot line of the show. With Doctor Who, it could be possible,  but  all the demons the brothers and Cas have been fighting would in fact have to be aliens, and the Colt they used to kill them would have to have something extraterrestrial happen to it. For example something along the line s of it killing an alien on the rift is Cardiff  50 years  pre Dean and Sam. The rift energy would have needed a certain amount of time to build up.

 Doctor Who has a lot going on with the 50th Anniversary special coming up. Supernatural was also renewed for a 9th season so I have a feeling they would be filming. Sherlock has just started filming it's 3rd series. All three series have prier commitments  and are busy with their own shows. I don't see a SuperWhoLock in any future television broadcasting. Sorry fangirls.

Allons-y My Darlings

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Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Collar Bones & Lip Biting

I have had this question since my friend and I were on Omegal and this foreign kid was telling us about he thought collar bones and lip biting are sexy. What is so sexy about either of them? Collar bones are barley noticeable unless you flex or you are  unbelievably skinny. Its just a bone. Why is it so hot?




Then there is the lip biting. What? Why dose it turn you on when someone else  bites their lip? Please leave comments and help me understand it because it has been bugging me.


Allons-y Darlings

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Sunday, February 17, 2013

Shipping

Ship-ping
Verb
To pair two individuals together in a romantic way

There is a problem with people shipping two characters together and I for one have had enough of it.  The writers of these shows  created these characters. If two individuals were meant to be they would be. Granted you might not always agree to the outcome. I know I have had my fair share of disagreements with the outcome but some ships I cannot stand.

To start Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. No. They are partners not lovers. Watson has a fiance to start and I don't think she would be very happy if John was secretly gay for Sherlock. Sherlock has his own odd love life going for him with Irene Adler. Yes, the other characters in the series always think they are gay but Watson likes his ladies.

Next, Merlin and Arthur. We are all aware of King Arthur and the knights of the round table. BBC made a series based off the tale. People ship Merlin and Arthur together. The story of Camelot and it's destruction was because of Guenevere. Both Arthur and Lancelot loved Guenevere and her betrayal led to the ultimate destruction of Camelot. If Merlin and Arthur were in love with each other, then Arthur would never have  loved Guenevere and Camelot would be okay.

There are hundred other ships I could disagree with but those two bug be the most. 

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Thursday, February 14, 2013

Valentines Day

Cupids Day, Saint Valentines Day, Singles Awareness Day, The Official Forever Alone Day etc. There are so many names for the holiday celebrated on the 14th of  February but the most common is Valentines Day. This day of love comes once a year  so take advantage. Everywhere there is heart shaped candies, balloons, stuffed toys  and more. I hate to rain on your romantic parade but Valentines day is a commercial holiday. Do you even know How Valentines day originated?

In ancient roman times Saint Valentine wedded soldiers illegally. The 14th was the day he was executed. He wrote a letter to his daughter bidding her farewell and at the end he signed love your Valentine. Sad right? That is what everyone is celebrating.

Valentines day is  a great holiday when your in a relationship. But when you go on a date there is all the pressure to make it magical because of the day. Then there are the singles who feel absolutely horrible on this day. They can either stay in social solitude and not leave their house or they could go out in public and see all the couples. It is a no win situation.


 Boys, don't wait until Valentines day to make a move. There are 364 others days in year you can declare your love to that special someone. All the single people are looking forward to the discounted sweets on the 15. Just to let all the single people out there don't feel bad. Your romantic Nicolas Sparks Valentines day will come soon enough. But until that happens never give up hope and stay positive. Nothing is more beautiful then self love.

Will you be my Valentine?

Happy Valentines Day my lovelies.

-Cl4ir3-B34r

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Sunday, February 10, 2013

The End of the World

I cannot wait to tell my children, grand children and my great grand children how many times I survived the end of the world.  First there was Y2K, where all the luxuries and electronics would crash. did it  happen? If it did I would not be here blogging today. Then there was January 1st 2001-2010. The world was supposed to end ten times, but each and every one failed. Then we have the Mayan Calender which was supposed to end on December 21, 2012. Again, like all the others it was a normal day. There are at least 20 others  I have failed to mention due to time.

Why is everyone so eager for an apocalypse? I have seen the zombie movies, the  alien movies,  the 2012 movies, the mass disease movies, and so much more. Honestly, the apocalypse does not seem like fun. So everyone should take a chill pill. I have a feeling the earth will be around long after the end of our lives.

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Saturday, February 9, 2013

To The Guys

Dear Guys,

Here are some questions and statements about what we, girls, have to say.

Why do you act like dicks around us? Nice guys you can just tune out for this part, but seriously? In what world do you think acting rude and jerkish will you impress a girl? It dose not, it only makes you look like, well, a dick. Girls don't like that. Your actions tell us that you are insensitive and a bully. Who wants to be in relationship with that? I know I don't.

What is so interesting and addicting about video games? All my guy friends just talk about that stuff like Assassins Creed and  Mindcraft. You guys like that stuff and I am okay with that, but when that is all you guys talk about it WILL turn a girl away. I promise.

How do you get your hair so soft? Honestly tell me your secret! I want my hair to be as soft as a cloud.

 Please don't be disgusting. I don't want to hear about you favorite porn video or how many times you farted in an hour. Enough said.

Remember were ladies. Don't be gopeing all up on a girl if she is not your girlfriend. Just please have some respect.

When you stand in the corner at a dance and try to act cool you actually look like a loser.  You are at a dance, not a stand in the corner. It's amazing to see you dance, even if your no good. You look like a douche who  thinks he is  too cool  to get down and fist pump.

After listing all the bad things and questions, here are somethings I love about you guys.

To start, your cologne. you smell delicious. You also give amazing hugs.Whenever I'm sad all I want is to do is hug a boy. Your quirky smiles make me melt.  Just remember that although your gender has its faults we still love you guys :)

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Chivalry

The grand gesture, does it only exist in movies? I feel as though that guys of this day think they can get a girl by looking sexy. Yes, sexiness is a plus but have you ever talk to someone insanity beautiful and find they are as dull as a brick? It happens all the time.

To the guys out there a girl is not a right, she is not your property. You have to earn a girls respect and love. What better way to do this then a grand gesture? Since Valintines day is on its way I feel like I should address this. Watch some 80's movies, learn from the teen heart throbs. Anything, no matter how small, it is considered a grand gesture. From something as simple as singing to her, a carriage ride, flowers or even a dance mob like in friends with benefits.

No matter what you do, take it form me, a girl, do something special. Something even tiniest things  can be considered a grand gesture to that special someone.



Good Luck Darlings

Friday, February 8, 2013

What Happened?



There is this generation; the 90's kids. All over Facebook and Tumblr there is this fan base. There are clips from television series, recognizable toys, sayings etc. What most people realize is a large percentage of this fan base, was alive in the last two to three years of the decade. Me, being a prime example of this. I see the pictures that say only 90's kids will understand and I understand the reference. Just because I understand the joke, or remember the toy does not make me a 90's kid.
 
I feel as though I am a 20's kid. I grew up in the last two years of the 90's and through the 2000. This brings me to my topic. What Happened? Where has all the amazing things of my childhood diapered to? Boomerang, a station that played all the old cartoons was bought out. Now it is a Cartoon Network. I have some respect for Cartoon Network because they play the old cartoons on weekends. They play Tom and Jerry and Loony Toons. But then there are the timless classics like The Paroles  of Penelope  Pitstop and Wacky Races that never get shown. I miss them.

Then there is Disney Channel. I have lost all respect for that station. What happened to the good old days when they played the Suite Life Of Zack and Cody? That's So Raven? Kim Possible? Hannah Montana? No. There are no quality shows. There is just crap like Dog With a Blog and A.N.T Farm. Honestly, what the hell happened?