Top 7 Cartoon Characters

All of these characters are not in order or ranked hugest to lowest. This is just my childhood favorites; that I'm sharing with you.

1. Popye: Popye the sailor man( I hope you just read that last part in the song form) is a cartoon created in the late 30s telling children to eat their spinach and respect the coast guard. Yes, Popye is in the coast guard not the navy-little fun fact for you- and kicks bad guy's asses.

2. Dexter: Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory is all about this child ginger brilliant scientist who has a secret laboratory underneath his house.

3. Johnny Test: His two older twin sister are brilliant scientist much like Dexter but older and prettier. They use their kid brother, Johnny, as a lab rat.

4. Hacker: Hacker's goal in life is to hack mother board and rule over Cyberspace in Cyberchase. He's big green and wears a great coat.

5. Batman: that is the only explanation needed

6. Penelope Pitstop: the star if The Paroles of Penelope Pitstop Penelope's life is always at risk. She has seven Tibet male friends that attempt to save her but she is a girl with attitude and always saves herself.

7. George Jetson: George lives I. The future and future life is treating him quite nicely. He has his flying car, his treadmill to walk his dog and even a robot maid.

Best Male T.V. Charters

These characters are not place in any specific order. They range from quirky British T.V. to people on the air. By character I do not just mean a written creation but a person who is turkey one of a kind. As the USA slogan says "Characters Welcome"

Doctor : the Doctor is a tow-hearted Timelord from the Planet Gallifry. He travels in his TARDIS (Time And Relative Dimension In Space) throughout time and space, making the universe safe and cherry. The accent is a plus.

Sawn Spencer : A "Physic" who helps police solve cases with is charismatic charm. But the catch is, he's not a psychic; he has this enhanced observation skill that was so keen the police suspected Sawn was the criminal. he is a funny character that will bring smiles to your face whenever you see him help the SBPD.

Oliver Queen : From the CW's Arrow Oliver Queen is sexy and pretty bad ass. He uses his mad skills he picked up from surviving on a deserted island for five years to fight crime. He has this sociopath feel to his character but shows sensitivity toward his friends and family; in a way there is a love for Star City.

Nero Wolf : He is the detective that solves the case from behind his desk in his special yellow chair. Not only does he solve the most ludicrous of mysteries but still goes about his daily life with his orchids, his fancy meals, and his beer at the end of the day, but he does it in a way that makes you want to punch him in the face and love him at the same time.

Jakar : Ambassador to his home planet Jakar lives on Babylon 5. He is very wise and has the best logical metaphors. He fights for his home work and even writes the equivalent to the bible among his alien race called The Book Of Jakar.

Best April Fools Pranks

Here, In this text, I have complied some of my favorite April's Fool Prank. Some are childish and harmless and some are only an evil mastermind would commit. I hope all young and old will partake on this fabulous "holiday". I don't know if April Fools is an actual holiday, but I'm like Hallmark; always looking for an excuse to make a card.

*Pranks are not ranked in order*

Text a friend and tell them you are moving

Dip onions in Carmel and tell people they are Candy apples

Dip a raw (or hard boiled ) egg in chocolate the wrap it in an old cans wrapper and had it out

Place a bucket of water on the top of a slightly ajar door and soak someone

Call your boyfriend and tell him your pregnant

Write a note apologizing for denting a car and place it on the car and watch as the owner circles the car looking for a dent

Wrap a door with clear plastic wrap and watch people walk in to your trap

Put Kolaid in the nozzle of someone's shower and dye them

Fill someone's bra with pudding and freeze it

Use invisible ink and draw all over someone's face

I think I have given all of you some bad ideas for this perfect day and go crazy. Just do one thing; don't get caught. That is my only advice o all you prank stars out In the world. Again I am unable to link my tumblr at the end of this post as usual so my apologies; check out a previous story of mine and it should be linked at the bottom. Again I apologize for the inconvenience.

Happy April Fools Day my Darlings

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Problem With Horror Movies

The movies that burn more calories then any other genre. Some are honest to god piss your pants terrifying. Then you have the suspenseful " horror" movies like the paranormal activities series. There is a difference between suspense and horror.

There are four types if horror movies. There's the SYFY/ rabid animal movies. This includes The Thing, Apollo 18, Alien vs. Predator, Tremors, and more. This genre is actually pretty good. There are some great horror movies in this category. The problem here is the writers can go a little overboard and make the movies cheese and overly dramatic.

The mental person movies are the most realistic out of all of the horror movies because the scary part is the fact another human is insane and trying to kill other people, mostly party going teenagers. Jason, Hannibal Lecter and many others are the basis or this genre. The crazy axe wilding serial killers make this a quality horror movies that genially terrify their viewers.

Exorcist, Woman in Black, Poltergeist, Paranormal Activities and many more titles fall into my least favorite category of supernatural. Personally I do not do ghosts. There are some serious scary movies that will scar a person for life. Then there are the Paranormal Activities movies where a spirit just knocks down shit. There are some good and there are some bad and there are some cheesy and
there are some brilliant supernatural movies

Lastly, my personal favorite, zombie/disease horror movies. There is a certain suspense that is unique to this category. A suspense that makes Zombie Land and many other titles such a scary night mare. The problem with these movies is the graphic and gory gross stuff. Don't get me wrong I am not a squeamish individual but some directors can go a bit overboard. Sometimes it's perfect, others there not enough, and sometimes it's just way to over the top.

This concludes my reviews, option, and problem with the basic horror movie categories. If there were any I failed to mention leave it in the comments. Don't forget about my Tumblr (I can not put a link my laptops broken so in writing this via cellular phone; look at any of my other posts and the link will be at the bottom. I apologize for the inconvenience but I promise it will be worth it.)

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Spring

Please, before reading this, excuse my seasonal rant about certain seasons.

Spring is such a pointless, bothersome, time consuming season. Who want to walk around in the cold and the rain? I am aware of the fact that spring is a transition season but it is honestly  completely  idiotic. The air is cold and humid. Fog consumes every gap and crevice. That makes it seriously hazardous to drivers. I have been in the car with my mother on a foggy day, it is not a pleasant situation. Then the rain. It downpours and drenches everything to the atom. It soaks your clothes, smears your makeup, frizzes your hair, and ruins your shoes.  Then to make the whole picture worse, there that continuous, never stopping drizzle. The whole setting of spring is dreary and gloomy and grey. I'm not talking about 50 Shades of Gray;I'm talking about one shade, cloud shade. Black and white dose flatter some peoples completion; myself being one of those people, but after seeing gray for months on end you get sad. I think spring should be one to two days. There is the maximum downpour, all snow melts and little green spouts will pop up. Sadly mother nature does not agree with me on this subject as well as many others.

I hope you all see the bright side during this dreary sad season. Summer hurry up!

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Happy Pi Day

Happy 3.1415926535897932304826433823795028841971 day my lovelies. Hope you'll be stuffing your face; I know I will !


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Secret Society

When you are on Tumblr or observe famous stars they are all unnaturally beautiful. Sometimes these people are to stunning for words. After looking at all of these legitimately perfect people I have concluded that there is a secret society of perfect people.  I would bet something of value to me that all the perfect people gather every now and then. I don't know what they do or talk about but I am certain this secret society of perfect people exists.


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How to Ask a Girl Out

Boys, to all of your gender this is a informational article to enlighten you. How to ask a girl out. Asking a lady to be your girlfriend can be like defusing a bomb. Before you begin make sure that you actually like the dame and your not just tired of being single or trying to make someone else jealous. I promise  you it will not end well and there is a possibility of you being blackballed.

If you are legitimately in to a girl and want her to be yours fallow these steps.

1  .Do it in person. It makes you seem brave. No girl appreciates a text message. Be cute and do it in person. If you are physically incapable of asking her out in person due to distance ask her via video chat. It will be nice for her to see your lovely  face.

2.  Get her alone. You don't want to draw a crowd because it makes he feel cornered.

3. Look her in her eyes and ask her to be your girlfriend because that clears up your intentions and you can avoid the whole "Well, we have been on 3 dates and I like you so are we official?" conversation. 

Then enjoy being in a relationship.

Another path you could take is the road less traveled.

1. Repeat all steps listed above but subtract the "will you be my girlfriend" part.

2. Instead go for the few dates option. Go out a few times, maybe to a movie, or roller skating or the zoo.

3. When you are sure you want her to be your girlfriend that's when you plan your big romantic move. Purchase one of those 99 cent plastic cheesy rings from a dispenser at the exit doors of a grocery store.

3. Give her the ring and ask her to go steady with you. It's a total Grease move and you will appear as a stud and romantic.

All this information has come from a girl, just to clarify so you have come straight to the source. Enjoy your youth and love my darlings. Leave in the comments how you were asked out your first time.

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SuperWhoLock

Super-Who-Lock

idea

An idea of mashing Supernatural, Doctor Who and Sherlock together for a special

SuperWhoLock is an idea that has been conjured up among the fandoms within tumblr. I really hate to rain on their parade but the idea and plot line among these shows has some holes within the theory.

1. Moffet would never let it happen. He has his syfy writing  and his real life writing. Stephen Moffet has scripted theses shows in a way that it would be illogical to combined them.Sherlock is base on facts, the real life. Sherlock Holmes  takes everything that to us is ordinary and he he finds the fine details and pieces everything together like a puzzle. Doctor Who, in the end is pieced together in a similar way. This is because the same person is writing these two separate stories. But Doctor Who is out of this world.  Literally, the Doctors swaggers around in his TARDIS fighting aliens with is hot companions and his sonic screwdriver. For the Doctor to appear in Sherlock it would completely defy what Sherlock dose. Sherlock take the craziest things and makes then understandable. Not with voids or a cloaked aliens, but with simple everyday, ordinary things. With the Doctor everything is out of the ordinary and has extraterrestrial explanations for everything. That is what makes Doctor Who and Sherlock  fantastic shows. Sherlock takes immeslsy complictated situationa and makes sense of it. Doctor Who harnesses the element of  wibbley, wobbly time travel to make everything make scene. Each Show is perfect in its own way. Don't go about messing around with it.

2. I don't watch Supernatural. I am honest to God scared to death by ghosts and demons and well, supernatural stuff.  From my dashbord, I can conclude Supernatural is about two brothers who hunt supernatural beings and destroy them. Dean likes pie, Cas is an angle that helps them --- Cas and Dean are secretly in love with each other----  and Sam is the younger brother and his  girlfriend was murdered by the same demon who killed the Winchester's mother. Again, that would not work into Sherlock. That would go against the entire plot line of the show. With Doctor Who, it could be possible,  but  all the demons the brothers and Cas have been fighting would in fact have to be aliens, and the Colt they used to kill them would have to have something extraterrestrial happen to it. For example something along the line s of it killing an alien on the rift is Cardiff  50 years  pre Dean and Sam. The rift energy would have needed a certain amount of time to build up.

 Doctor Who has a lot going on with the 50th Anniversary special coming up. Supernatural was also renewed for a 9th season so I have a feeling they would be filming. Sherlock has just started filming it's 3rd series. All three series have prier commitments  and are busy with their own shows. I don't see a SuperWhoLock in any future television broadcasting. Sorry fangirls.

Allons-y My Darlings

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Collar Bones & Lip Biting

I have had this question since my friend and I were on Omegal and this foreign kid was telling us about he thought collar bones and lip biting are sexy. What is so sexy about either of them? Collar bones are barley noticeable unless you flex or you are  unbelievably skinny. Its just a bone. Why is it so hot?




Then there is the lip biting. What? Why dose it turn you on when someone else  bites their lip? Please leave comments and help me understand it because it has been bugging me.


Allons-y Darlings

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Shipping

Ship-ping

Verb

To pair two individuals together in a romantic way

There is a problem with people shipping two characters together and I for one have had enough of it.  The writers of these shows  created these characters. If two individuals were meant to be they would be. Granted you might not always agree to the outcome. I know I have had my fair share of disagreements with the outcome but some ships I cannot stand.

To start Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. No. They are partners not lovers. Watson has a fiance to start and I don't think she would be very happy if John was secretly gay for Sherlock. Sherlock has his own odd love life going for him with Irene Adler. Yes, the other characters in the series always think they are gay but Watson likes his ladies.

Next, Merlin and Arthur. We are all aware of King Arthur and the knights of the round table. BBC made a series based off the tale. People ship Merlin and Arthur together. The story of Camelot and it's destruction was because of Guenevere. Both Arthur and Lancelot loved Guenevere and her betrayal led to the ultimate destruction of Camelot. If Merlin and Arthur were in love with each other, then Arthur would never have  loved Guenevere and Camelot would be okay.

There are hundred other ships I could disagree with but those two bug be the most. 

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Valentines Day

Cupids Day, Saint Valentines Day, Singles Awareness Day, The Official Forever Alone Day etc. There are so many names for the holiday celebrated on the 14th of  February but the most common is Valentines Day. This day of love comes once a year  so take advantage. Everywhere there is heart shaped candies, balloons, stuffed toys  and more. I hate to rain on your romantic parade but Valentines day is a commercial holiday. Do you even know How Valentines day originated?

In ancient roman times Saint Valentine wedded soldiers illegally. The 14th was the day he was executed. He wrote a letter to his daughter bidding her farewell and at the end he signed love your Valentine. Sad right? That is what everyone is celebrating.

Valentines day is  a great holiday when your in a relationship. But when you go on a date there is all the pressure to make it magical because of the day. Then there are the singles who feel absolutely horrible on this day. They can either stay in social solitude and not leave their house or they could go out in public and see all the couples. It is a no win situation.

 Boys, don't wait until Valentines day to make a move. There are 364 others days in year you can declare your love to that special someone. All the single people are looking forward to the discounted sweets on the 15. Just to let all the single people out there don't feel bad. Your romantic Nicolas Sparks Valentines day will come soon enough. But until that happens never give up hope and stay positive. Nothing is more beautiful then self love.

Will you be my Valentine?

Happy Valentines Day my lovelies.

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The End of the World

I cannot wait to tell my children, grand children and my great grand children how many times I survived the end of the world.  First there was Y2K, where all the luxuries and electronics would crash. did it  happen? If it did I would not be here blogging today. Then there was January 1st 2001-2010. The world was supposed to end ten times, but each and every one failed. Then we have the Mayan Calender which was supposed to end on December 21, 2012. Again, like all the others it was a normal day. There are at least 20 others  I have failed to mention due to time.

Why is everyone so eager for an apocalypse? I have seen the zombie movies, the  alien movies,  the 2012 movies, the mass disease movies, and so much more. Honestly, the apocalypse does not seem like fun. So everyone should take a chill pill. I have a feeling the earth will be around long after the end of our lives.

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To The Guys

Dear Guys,

Here are some questions and statements about what we, girls, have to say.

Why do you act like dicks around us? Nice guys you can just tune out for this part, but seriously? In what world do you think acting rude and jerkish will you impress a girl? It dose not, it only makes you look like, well, a dick. Girls don't like that. Your actions tell us that you are insensitive and a bully. Who wants to be in relationship with that? I know I don't.

What is so interesting and addicting about video games? All my guy friends just talk about that stuff like Assassins Creed and  Mindcraft. You guys like that stuff and I am okay with that, but when that is all you guys talk about it WILL turn a girl away. I promise.

How do you get your hair so soft? Honestly tell me your secret! I want my hair to be as soft as a cloud.

 Please don't be disgusting. I don't want to hear about you favorite porn video or how many times you farted in an hour. Enough said.

Remember were ladies. Don't be gopeing all up on a girl if she is not your girlfriend. Just please have some respect.

When you stand in the corner at a dance and try to act cool you actually look like a loser.  You are at a dance, not a stand in the corner. It's amazing to see you dance, even if your no good. You look like a douche who  thinks he is  too cool  to get down and fist pump.

After listing all the bad things and questions, here are somethings I love about you guys.

To start, your cologne. you smell delicious. You also give amazing hugs.Whenever I'm sad all I want is to do is hug a boy. Your quirky smiles make me melt.  Just remember that although your gender has its faults we still love you guys :)

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Chivalry

The grand gesture, does it only exist in movies? I feel as though that guys of this day think they can get a girl by looking sexy. Yes, sexiness is a plus but have you ever talk to someone insanity beautiful and find they are as dull as a brick? It happens all the time.

To the guys out there a girl is not a right, she is not your property. You have to earn a girls respect and love. What better way to do this then a grand gesture? Since Valintines day is on its way I feel like I should address this. Watch some 80's movies, learn from the teen heart throbs. Anything, no matter how small, it is considered a grand gesture. From something as simple as singing to her, a carriage ride, flowers or even a dance mob like in friends with benefits.

No matter what you do, take it form me, a girl, do something special. Something even tiniest things  can be considered a grand gesture to that special someone.



Good Luck Darlings

What Happened?

There is this generation; the 90's kids. All over Facebook and Tumblr there is this fan base. There are clips from television series, recognizable toys, sayings etc. What most people realize is a large percentage of this fan base, was alive in the last two to three years of the decade. Me, being a prime example of this. I see the pictures that say only 90's kids will understand and I understand the reference. Just because I understand the joke, or remember the toy does not make me a 90's kid.
 
I feel as though I am a 20's kid. I grew up in the last two years of the 90's and through the 2000. This brings me to my topic. What Happened? Where has all the amazing things of my childhood diapered to? Boomerang, a station that played all the old cartoons was bought out. Now it is a Cartoon Network. I have some respect for Cartoon Network because they play the old cartoons on weekends. They play Tom and Jerry and Loony Toons. But then there are the timless classics like The Paroles  of Penelope  Pitstop and Wacky Races that never get shown. I miss them.

Then there is Disney Channel. I have lost all respect for that station. What happened to the good old days when they played the Suite Life Of Zack and Cody? That's So Raven? Kim Possible? Hannah Montana? No. There are no quality shows. There is just crap like Dog With a Blog and A.N.T Farm. Honestly, what the hell happened?