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Sunday, April 14, 2013

Top 7 Cartoon Characters

All of these characters are not in order or ranked hugest to lowest. This is just my childhood favorites; that I'm sharing with you.

1. Popye: Popye the sailor man( I hope you just read that last part in the song form) is a cartoon created in the late 30s telling children to eat their spinach and respect the coast guard. Yes, Popye is in the coast guard not the navy-little fun fact for you- and kicks bad guy's asses.

2. Dexter: Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory is all about this child ginger brilliant scientist who has a secret laboratory underneath his house.

3. Johnny Test: His two older twin sister are brilliant scientist much like Dexter but older and prettier. They use their kid brother, Johnny, as a lab rat.

4. Hacker: Hacker's goal in life is to hack mother board and rule over Cyberspace in Cyberchase. He's big green and wears a great coat.

5. Batman: that is the only explanation needed

6. Penelope Pitstop: the star if The Paroles of Penelope Pitstop Penelope's life is always at risk. She has seven Tibet male friends that attempt to save her but she is a girl with attitude and always saves herself.

7. George Jetson: George lives I. The future and future life is treating him quite nicely. He has his flying car, his treadmill to walk his dog and even a robot maid.

Monday, April 1, 2013

Best Male T.V. Charters

These characters are not place in any specific order. They range from quirky British T.V. to people on the air. By character I do not just mean a written creation but a person who is turkey one of a kind. As the USA slogan says "Characters Welcome"

Doctor : the Doctor is a tow-hearted Timelord from the Planet Gallifry. He travels in his TARDIS (Time And Relative Dimension In Space) throughout time and space, making the universe safe and cherry. The accent is a plus.

Sawn Spencer : A "Physic" who helps police solve cases with is charismatic charm. But the catch is, he's not a psychic; he has this enhanced observation skill that was so keen the police suspected Sawn was the criminal. he is a funny character that will bring smiles to your face whenever you see him help the SBPD.

Oliver Queen : From the CW's Arrow Oliver Queen is sexy and pretty bad ass. He uses his mad skills he picked up from surviving on a deserted island for five years to fight crime. He has this sociopath feel to his character but shows sensitivity toward his friends and family; in a way there is a love for Star City.

Nero Wolf : He is the detective that solves the case from behind his desk in his special yellow chair. Not only does he solve the most ludicrous of mysteries but still goes about his daily life with his orchids, his fancy meals, and his beer at the end of the day, but he does it in a way that makes you want to punch him in the face and love him at the same time.

Jakar : Ambassador to his home planet Jakar lives on Babylon 5. He is very wise and has the best logical metaphors. He fights for his home work and even writes the equivalent to the bible among his alien race called The Book Of Jakar.

Monday, March 25, 2013

Best April Fools Pranks

Here, In this text, I have complied some of my favorite April's Fool Prank. Some are childish and harmless and some are only an evil mastermind would commit. I hope all young and old will partake on this fabulous "holiday". I don't know if April Fools is an actual holiday, but I'm like Hallmark; always looking for an excuse to make a card.

*Pranks are not ranked in order*

Text a friend and tell them you are moving

Dip onions in Carmel and tell people they are Candy apples

Dip a raw (or hard boiled ) egg in chocolate the wrap it in an old cans wrapper and had it out

Place a bucket of water on the top of a slightly ajar door and soak someone

Call your boyfriend and tell him your pregnant

Write a note apologizing for denting a car and place it on the car and watch as the owner circles the car looking for a dent

Wrap a door with clear plastic wrap and watch people walk in to your trap

Put Kolaid in the nozzle of someone's shower and dye them

Fill someone's bra with pudding and freeze it

Use invisible ink and draw all over someone's face

I think I have given all of you some bad ideas for this perfect day and go crazy. Just do one thing; don't get caught. That is my only advice o all you prank stars out In the world. Again I am unable to link my tumblr at the end of this post as usual so my apologies; check out a previous story of mine and it should be linked at the bottom. Again I apologize for the inconvenience.

Happy April Fools Day my Darlings

-Cl4ir3-B34r

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Problem With Horror Movies

The movies that burn more calories then any other genre. Some are honest to god piss your pants terrifying. Then you have the suspenseful " horror" movies like the paranormal activities series. There is a difference between suspense and horror.

There are four types if horror movies. There's the SYFY/ rabid animal movies. This includes The Thing, Apollo 18, Alien vs. Predator, Tremors, and more. This genre is actually pretty good. There are some great horror movies in this category. The problem here is the writers can go a little overboard and make the movies cheese and overly dramatic.

The mental person movies are the most realistic out of all of the horror movies because the scary part is the fact another human is insane and trying to kill other people, mostly party going teenagers. Jason, Hannibal Lecter and many others are the basis or this genre. The crazy axe wilding serial killers make this a quality horror movies that genially terrify their viewers.

Exorcist, Woman in Black, Poltergeist, Paranormal Activities and many more titles fall into my least favorite category of supernatural. Personally I do not do ghosts. There are some serious scary movies that will scar a person for life. Then there are the Paranormal Activities movies where a spirit just knocks down shit. There are some good and there are some bad and there are some cheesy and
there are some brilliant supernatural movies

Lastly, my personal favorite, zombie/disease horror movies. There is a certain suspense that is unique to this category. A suspense that makes Zombie Land and many other titles such a scary night mare. The problem with these movies is the graphic and gory gross stuff. Don't get me wrong I am not a squeamish individual but some directors can go a bit overboard. Sometimes it's perfect, others there not enough, and sometimes it's just way to over the top.

This concludes my reviews, option, and problem with the basic horror movie categories. If there were any I failed to mention leave it in the comments. Don't forget about my Tumblr (I can not put a link my laptops broken so in writing this via cellular phone; look at any of my other posts and the link will be at the bottom. I apologize for the inconvenience but I promise it will be worth it.)

Allons-y my Darlings

-Cl4ir3-b34r

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Spring

Please, before reading this, excuse my seasonal rant about certain seasons.

Spring is such a pointless, bothersome, time consuming season. Who want to walk around in the cold and the rain? I am aware of the fact that spring is a transition season but it is honestly  completely  idiotic. The air is cold and humid. Fog consumes every gap and crevice. That makes it seriously hazardous to drivers. I have been in the car with my mother on a foggy day, it is not a pleasant situation. Then the rain. It downpours and drenches everything to the atom. It soaks your clothes, smears your makeup, frizzes your hair, and ruins your shoes.  Then to make the whole picture worse, there that continuous, never stopping drizzle. The whole setting of spring is dreary and gloomy and grey. I'm not talking about 50 Shades of Gray;I'm talking about one shade, cloud shade. Black and white dose flatter some peoples completion; myself being one of those people, but after seeing gray for months on end you get sad. I think spring should be one to two days. There is the maximum downpour, all snow melts and little green spouts will pop up. Sadly mother nature does not agree with me on this subject as well as many others.

I hope you all see the bright side during this dreary sad season. Summer hurry up!

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Allons-y My Darlings

-Cl4ir3-B34r

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Happy Pi Day

Happy 3.1415926535897932304826433823795028841971 day my lovelies. Hope you'll be stuffing your face; I know I will !


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Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Secret Society

When you are on Tumblr or observe famous stars they are all unnaturally beautiful. Sometimes these people are to stunning for words. After looking at all of these legitimately perfect people I have concluded that there is a secret society of perfect people.  I would bet something of value to me that all the perfect people gather every now and then. I don't know what they do or talk about but I am certain this secret society of perfect people exists.


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